A little humor...

...special thanks to Lori for this email!

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (only 10mph over the limit),a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

She replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.


The cop stammered, "A what?

Again, she said, "A rectum stretcher"

"And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" he asked.

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly, but surely stretch the rectum, until it's about 6 feet wide."

And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge!"


Traffic Ticket $120

Court Costs. $80.00

The Look on Cop's face .... PRICELESS.